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3/5/09

Snot

So i had this cough thing going on for a while... I was coughing like crazy... coughing up lung butter... it was gross...so that finally is going away for the most part... But now it has migrated to my nose... I think i have a sinus infection... that is also gross...

So i think that the Doctors need to come up with tubes for your sinuses... they have tubes for your ears... why can't they make tubes for your sinuses? They could put one tube from the right sinus into the sinus in your forehead area and one tube from the sinus on the left into your forehead area, then a tube from the right that would go to your nose and a tube from the left that would go to your nose... are you with me? If not you can call me and I will explain... so then you just need a sterile rinse, maybe like saline or even an antibiotic rinse, and when your sinuses are causing you problems you would just hook up a bag-o-water to one nostril tube and a suction tube to the other nostril tube... then flush... the water would go in, loosen it all up (maybe it would help if you shook your head around a little bit while the stuff was in there) and then the suction tube would suck it all out... You might have to stand on your head so it could get real high up in there actually, but i think it could work... doesn't salt water (saline) break down mucus? i bet after that your head would be nice and clear! No more clogged sinuses, no more stuffiness, no more blowing your nose and staying up all night cause you can't breath... Think of the benefits! The doctors need to get on this! And then pay me royalties! Since I thought of it...

And while we are talking about tubing things... why can't they just stick a tube in your lungs and suck out the lung butter when you have bronchitis or pneumonia? I know you would still have to have antibiotics to kill the infection, but wouldn't it help to get that lung butter out? Maybe give you some of that "make you real sleepy so you don't fight" medicine, then stick a tube in, suck it out, then when you wake up, off you go... Its just a thought, but it could help... I think...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't have sinus problems too often but the idea sounds great for people with crontic sinus issues.
You come up with the craziest stuff!

ASAP!