Housebitch for rent...

I feel like shit... and I have 4 kids... and I feel like shit...

We, as in Big Brother, Sister and myself, spent Saturday cleaning the house and getting the laundry done, cause we all know that Blondy and Little Brother don't do shit... bless their hearts...

But now the house once again looks like nobody is cleaning, cause I feel like shit... so that means that I can't spent half the day picking up after the slobs I live with, I am soooo tired, coughing, wheezing all that crap, the meds do help, but still... and there are about to be 6 more kids here besides mine, and as we all know, they are not going to improve the situation... bless THEIR hearts... but it isn't their fault... they are kids... it is what they do...

So here is my thought... I should open up a new business "Housebitch for rent" Its a great idea, really... If you are sick and single and need somebody to come into your house for a day or a week to help out with cleaning, cooking, taking care of the kids, call "Housebitch for rent" and they can come over, and do all that stuff for you! You can stay in bed, get better, take your meds, the "Housebitch" can bring you chicken soup and OJ, clean the house, get the kids up in the morning and kick them out the door to school all that stuff, and you can just concentrate on getting better... It would be like having a Wife, but with no emotional upkeep... and that is sooo what I needed these last couple days... a wife... to bring me soup and OJ and meds, and get these damn lovely kids to let me rest cause I was coughing till i puked... and then the pain from coughing that much really really makes me a TAD grouchy... just a TAD... and if they ask me for one more thing I may hurt somebody...

It is times like this that I realize why our brains are geared to want to be together with another person, it is for survival... Not just our survival, but survival of our children... cause if i don't get better, they aren't going to live much longer...

So... "Housebitch for Rent"... It sounds like a good idea... and it wouldn't have to just be chicks, there could also be guys that could go be "Housebitchs"... Guys can cook, clean, and take care of kids just as well as chicks... Well.. some guys... maybe... Ok... There HAS to be some out there SOMEWHERE... LOL