My children HATE me... this proves it...

So I feel like shit... I have felt like shit for a while... headaches, tummy aches, not eating, and when I do eat it makes me sick... so in general I just feel like shit all the time... Stress, what ever you want to attribute it to... I don't care... this to shall pass...

So... on to WHY my kids hate me... Yesterday Kody tells me that his head hurts and his throat hurts and his tummy isn't feeling well so I tell him to go back to bed, he does. He wakes up at like 11 am I have him eat toast and take Motrin, he feels better, but the only thing he ate yesterday was toast... ok, he is ill... take a day off from school, get better.. it happens..

Then last night, Kris starts to not feel well... Oh no... another one... but it isn't so bad if it is just a little headache.. right??? So go to bed... then at 1:30am... I get woke up by Kris puking in his bedroom!!! EEEWWWW!!! So at least he is big enough to clean it up on his own, cause at this point in time, me smelling vomit is enough to make me vomit... ya, he is a trooper, he cleans it up all on his own... ya Kris... So morning comes around and Kody also complains about an upset tummy and since him and Kris sleep basically next to each other (bunk bed next to a college bed) I figure he got what Kris has.... so they are both home from school today... AND THEN... I get a call at 9:00... "Hello... Miss Hill? Hi... Can you please bring a complete change of cloths to school for Kole? We think he found every puddle between your house and school today... hehehehehe" Now I personally didn't find it anywhere NEAR as funny as this lady did, but I said to her "Sure... You KNOW he had to pick the day when I had two kids at home with the stomach flu, right... hahahaha" Can't let her have all the laughs... WTF??? I love my kids...

And this all on the day that MCIBTY decides to text me and ask if I will be at home for lunch so she can drop off my house key and my mom's book. I said hell ya I will be here, I want my fucking key back.... And I was here, and I also gave her back her pillow and when she asked "Don't you want to keep it?" with her sad widdow eyes (that was said with a baby voice) I said "NO, I have 2 others" she still has that look like she can't believe I am over her, like I should be pineing for her... I'm not pineing for you bitch... I am still pissed at myself that I let you treat my kids as badly as you did for as long as I did... and I will continue to be pissed at myself for that for a long time...

She asked why the kids were upstairs and why I didn't let then come down and see her. I told her all the good stuff, about how Kole asked Kody and Kati why they were crying since Stacey was mean, I told her about how Kody asked me to get a new Girlfriend so there would be somebody to yell at him, I told her that she couldn't see my kids until Kody could tell me something good about Stacey, and that right now Kody can't remember ANYTHING good about her, the only thing he remembers is her yelling, and that is a bad thing... and she says to me "He doesn't remember me taking him to the arcade?" and I said "NO, cause you never fucking did!!! You took everybody else, except him!!" and then she says "He doesn't remember getting rockband?" bitch I got them rockband!! what the fuck was she thinking??? and then she brought up christmas presents... really? you want to bring up that you bought then stuff??? that doesn't count... What counts is time, what counts is not yelling, what counts is being nice, what counts is memories, what counts is doing things with the kids that the kids enjoy... and for right this moment... ya... Kody remember NOTHING that you did with him except yelling at him... And that is what we talked about... and she didn't like it one bit... Cause she thought she was going to come over, give me my stuff, then give me a good "talking to" and then walk out after playing "My Cock Is Bigger Than Yours" and have a great day and feel like she WON this round.... I don't think it went the way she planned.... BUT... I did get my housekey back, so now I can be a snot if i want to, or just not answer the text if I want to... and MSGFW came over today (she was bored) and while she was here MCIBTY texted me and I got to text her back that MSGFW was here, she HATES MSGFW with a Passion for no reason, so it was kind of a dig at her that MSGFW was even in my house... it was funny, cause MSGFW said "tell her that I am her and that you will text her later" so I did... she stopped texting after that... just a text that said "ok... thanks"

I had an amusing day... 2 sick kids, one soggy kid, one ex that I want to hurt, one SGFW that made me laugh AND I got to go shopping with DDH and that is always the best!!!

So... Dear readers... I hope you are all having as much fun today as I am...

And to MSGF and MSGFW you are both the best, I am so happy that you found each other, you are a perfect match!!!

DDH, I adore hearing about your kids... They remind me that I want more!!!

LSNS... Your comments crack me up... You always know what to say... even if I don't always have the balls to do what I should...

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