I want this vehicle!!

So I borrowed CS's vehicle to take Sister to the Dr. this evening... doc says for now maybe just a cold, but we are not ruling out croop, we will see if she gets better with cold meds or not, but she was barking last night a bit, so we don't know...

Anyhow... This vehicle...Its a Kia Sportage... ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FABULOUS... I loved driving it... I just have to talk about... I fit in the drivers seat and I can reach the pedals, there is plenty of room in the passenger seat and the backseat seats 3 and with plenty of legroom... AND there is enough trunk space for all the groceries... how could it get better??? It ALSO had 4 wheel drive... all you had to do was move a shifter INSIDE the vehicle and you would be in 4 wheel drive... so no getting stuck in the snow! And it is small, so good gas mileage, it looked like a Femme version of a SUV... lol... It felt so great driving it... I don't know why, it just did...

I am sooo going to have to convince CS to let me borrow that again... I need to drive it further than to the doctors office!

Half days from school SUCK!!!

Today all the kids had half days from school... so that means that at 12:15 2 kids walked in my front door, then at about 1:00 7 kids walked in my front door, then at about 1:45 1 more walked in the door... AND THEN at about 2:10 the last one was dropped off by his mom... for those not keeping count.. that is 11 kids in my house... EVIL... EVIL I tell you!... Half days are just wrong...

Really? Why bother? We get the kids up, dressed, fed, off to school, they are only there for 2 1/2 hours then they come home hyper as hell cause they are soooo excited to not be in school... and then we are stuck dealing with them being hyper for the rest of the day... Makes me want to feed my kids candy before school tomorrow.

So they all got here, we made lunch, spagettios, mac and cheese, and corn. Everybody ate, then washed their hands, then we did out project that we have been planning for a while... We made picture frames with their pictures in them, I printed the pics on my printer, it was just stuff I got on sale after valentines day, but the kids loved it...

For our frames we used a big foam heart, glued the picture to the middle, then glued a heart frame on top of that so the picture showed through, then the kids got to decorate it however they wanted... There was red, pink and white heart, purple butterflies, and then glittery hearts that were different sizes and also pink, red and white. And each frame got the word LOVE on it somewhere... The kids loved it and it kept them busy for almost 45 minutes!!! I told them that the frames have to stay here tonight so they can dry and everybody can take them home tomorrow... cause then will be dry then...

After we were done with that they played while I made snack, then had snack and then everybody I think was so worn out from excitement that they just wanted to play board games and watch a movie... lmao... go ahead guys, we never watch movies with the daytime kids... So I have kids watching a movie now and I am sitting by the boardgamers while I blog... I guess this many kids isn't so bad after all...

Tupperware update...

So the Tupperware part of the Tupperware party showed up... however the Toy lady part cancelled... I was disappointed, but we still had a GREAT time, we hung out till after 1am... it was fun... And I ordered some tupperware things that I wanted, so that is awesome, the kids are going to love it!!! I can't wait till my tupperware shows up...

I was invited to a Tupperware party!!!

It is called a Tupperware party, and i think that there is going to actually be Tupperware there, but it is also going to be a sex toy party, but we aren't telling the kids that... Sister and Little brother are going to the BSME's house to spend the night, so it will just be Blondy and Big bro here while I am gone, I love having a 14 year old son!!! Actually, MSGF's son might come over here and hang out with my 2 boys during the party, we don't know yet... I will find out later... MSGF's Son's code name is "Fuck You" LMAO... there is a story behind that and if you know it, you are laughing right now... But just a little...

So I am excited to be getting out of the house tonight, even if I am a little anxious about being around people that I do not know. I have a bit of social anxiety and usually it isn't bad cause it is when I am in a bar, so I just drink and then it is all good. lol.... But we will see what happens tonight...

Kole's birthday

Kole is 6 now...

We had ice cream cake and a few people just came over and are cake, nothing big. No party. Cause everytime I try to have a party, i buy all the stuff for a party, I make the plans, i invite all the people, they all say they will be there, the kids get all excited, I clean my house top to bottom.... and then like 2 people show up, cause shit just happens... they don't do it on purpose... shit just happens... so we don't do partys...

And how... Kole did get some good stuff this year for his birthday, he got a Gameboy Color and some games, he is real excited about that. He also got Colorwonder with 10 markers from Gramma and Pappa. MSGF and SGFW brought him some candy (thanks bitchs) and some little skateboarder dudes, he loves them. And today I went shopping and got him the skateboard he wanted, a couple sweatshirts (he loves sweatshirts), a new bat and ball set and 6 extra balls, and his fave movie... Rocky Horror Picture Show... he is going to be so excited when he gets home and sees that... I told him I would take him to the store and let him pick out a few things next time we go, but today I picked him up a few things as a surprise... I know he will like all of them...

He really did enjoy having some people here to have ice cream cake and they played games, so he had a good birthday...

And MSGFW brought their dogs over so he was real excited to see them also!!! lol... one is a Mastif, she is 60lbs, that is almost 20 lbs more than Kole!!! I think the other one is a Shelty? 13lbs? I just know it is a big dog for its breed... but it is suppose to be tiny... The kids all had fun with the dogs, except my niece who was afraid of them and hid upstairs.

I embarrassed the guy at Blockbuster

I think I embarrassed the guy that was working at blockbuster yesterday... well i tryed to...lol

A week after MCIBTY left me I called BB and told them that I wanted to make sure my EX couldn't use my account cause she still had the other card, the guy said they could put a note on the screen that says to check ID to make sure it was me, that way only I could rent movies, I said that would be fine. So I rented a movie shortly after that and sure enough the chick asked for my drivers licence, I showed it, I also told her thank you for asking and she told me that the screen said in big bold letters with exclamation points to ask for ID. So, I was happy, MCIBTY can't use her card and screw me over if she gets really pissed...

Onto yesterday. I go into BB and pickout a video, take it up to the counter, give it to guy, give him my card, I am all ready to get out my ID and all he says is how much I owe... wait a minute... isn't he suppose to card me??? So i give him the money and say "Is there still something on my account saying to ask for my Drivers licence?" and he says "Yes" and I say "The reason that is on there is in case my psycho ex comes in here and tryes to rent movies on my account" to which he replies "Well if some Man comes in here and trys to rent movies with a card that says Rebecca I think that would give us a reason to card him" so with a HUGE smile on my face, I use a clear voice and say to him "My Ex is a Female, that is why that is written on my account" He handed me my change, fumbled it a little actually, and then handed me my movie and recipe and I left.

I didn't have time to stand there and talk to a manager or I would have, but when I got home and was done laughing with my mother about this, I did call and talk to a manager, I told him what happened and that I was not mad, but that I am not happy about what happened...

But I did have to make myself stop laughing before I could call the manager...

Once again with the toilet

So the toilet hasn't been flushing as well as it should be... no big deal, it still flushes...

A couple days ago, like 5, Blondy and little brother got in an argument over a toy, I told Blondy to give the toy back cause little brother had it first, Blondy was pissed, but he did it...

The next day, the toy dissapeared, I didn't give it a second thought, Little brother couldn't find the toy, and eventually played with a different toy, and then the toilet started giveng us problems... did I make the conection? NO...

I found the toy today... ya... I am guessing I don't have to tell you where it was...

By the way... Toilet works fine now...

I love my kids...

The 2 youngest got V-day stuff

So my 2 youngest got Valentines stuff at Age Exchange.

Age Exchange is a program for kids in grades kindergarden threw 3rd. They go to the senior center once a week and do homework and crafts with a Senior volenteer. It is like having a surogete grandparent.

So anyhow, the 2 youngest went today and had their valentines party. They came home with all kinds of v-day crap (that almost sounds like they need a shot, eeewww) and little brother askes if he can have his cause there is some candy in there, I told him go ahead, and he digs through the bag and pulls out a green candy and a purple candy and brings them to me and tells me "you can have these cause purple is your favorite color and green is your favorite candy color" that was nice... He is being more calm lately and not so hateful, I think he is getting better the longer that MCIBTY is gone. Then there is sister, she just says Thank you and takes off and doesn't even come see me again...lol... she is great...

They both also have v-day partys at school tomarow, I can't send in anything homemade for there partys, we have the stomache flu in my house and I don't want to send in anything and maybe have germs be in it from us and get the entire class sick, so we bought a couple bags of cookies and sent those in... The kids won't care, cookies are cookies... there are also bringing in valentines with fundips attached for Sister and valentines with Pix Stix attached for little brother... they liked what I picked out...

Blondy is home for the 3rd day, he said he was fine this morning, had pizza rolls for breakfast, went to school and puked, DDH picked him up and brought him home for me...

Big Brother stayed home from school yesterday but went to school today, he is doing just fine...

Now if I can just keep my headache away, my stomache feeling fine, and my temper under control... all will be good...

My children HATE me... this proves it...

So I feel like shit... I have felt like shit for a while... headaches, tummy aches, not eating, and when I do eat it makes me sick... so in general I just feel like shit all the time... Stress, what ever you want to attribute it to... I don't care... this to shall pass...

So... on to WHY my kids hate me... Yesterday Kody tells me that his head hurts and his throat hurts and his tummy isn't feeling well so I tell him to go back to bed, he does. He wakes up at like 11 am I have him eat toast and take Motrin, he feels better, but the only thing he ate yesterday was toast... ok, he is ill... take a day off from school, get better.. it happens..

Then last night, Kris starts to not feel well... Oh no... another one... but it isn't so bad if it is just a little headache.. right??? So go to bed... then at 1:30am... I get woke up by Kris puking in his bedroom!!! EEEWWWW!!! So at least he is big enough to clean it up on his own, cause at this point in time, me smelling vomit is enough to make me vomit... ya, he is a trooper, he cleans it up all on his own... ya Kris... So morning comes around and Kody also complains about an upset tummy and since him and Kris sleep basically next to each other (bunk bed next to a college bed) I figure he got what Kris has.... so they are both home from school today... AND THEN... I get a call at 9:00... "Hello... Miss Hill? Hi... Can you please bring a complete change of cloths to school for Kole? We think he found every puddle between your house and school today... hehehehehe" Now I personally didn't find it anywhere NEAR as funny as this lady did, but I said to her "Sure... You KNOW he had to pick the day when I had two kids at home with the stomach flu, right... hahahaha" Can't let her have all the laughs... WTF??? I love my kids...

And this all on the day that MCIBTY decides to text me and ask if I will be at home for lunch so she can drop off my house key and my mom's book. I said hell ya I will be here, I want my fucking key back.... And I was here, and I also gave her back her pillow and when she asked "Don't you want to keep it?" with her sad widdow eyes (that was said with a baby voice) I said "NO, I have 2 others" she still has that look like she can't believe I am over her, like I should be pineing for her... I'm not pineing for you bitch... I am still pissed at myself that I let you treat my kids as badly as you did for as long as I did... and I will continue to be pissed at myself for that for a long time...

She asked why the kids were upstairs and why I didn't let then come down and see her. I told her all the good stuff, about how Kole asked Kody and Kati why they were crying since Stacey was mean, I told her about how Kody asked me to get a new Girlfriend so there would be somebody to yell at him, I told her that she couldn't see my kids until Kody could tell me something good about Stacey, and that right now Kody can't remember ANYTHING good about her, the only thing he remembers is her yelling, and that is a bad thing... and she says to me "He doesn't remember me taking him to the arcade?" and I said "NO, cause you never fucking did!!! You took everybody else, except him!!" and then she says "He doesn't remember getting rockband?" bitch I got them rockband!! what the fuck was she thinking??? and then she brought up christmas presents... really? you want to bring up that you bought then stuff??? that doesn't count... What counts is time, what counts is not yelling, what counts is being nice, what counts is memories, what counts is doing things with the kids that the kids enjoy... and for right this moment... ya... Kody remember NOTHING that you did with him except yelling at him... And that is what we talked about... and she didn't like it one bit... Cause she thought she was going to come over, give me my stuff, then give me a good "talking to" and then walk out after playing "My Cock Is Bigger Than Yours" and have a great day and feel like she WON this round.... I don't think it went the way she planned.... BUT... I did get my housekey back, so now I can be a snot if i want to, or just not answer the text if I want to... and MSGFW came over today (she was bored) and while she was here MCIBTY texted me and I got to text her back that MSGFW was here, she HATES MSGFW with a Passion for no reason, so it was kind of a dig at her that MSGFW was even in my house... it was funny, cause MSGFW said "tell her that I am her and that you will text her later" so I did... she stopped texting after that... just a text that said "ok... thanks"

I had an amusing day... 2 sick kids, one soggy kid, one ex that I want to hurt, one SGFW that made me laugh AND I got to go shopping with DDH and that is always the best!!!

So... Dear readers... I hope you are all having as much fun today as I am...

And to MSGF and MSGFW you are both the best, I am so happy that you found each other, you are a perfect match!!!

DDH, I adore hearing about your kids... They remind me that I want more!!!

LSNS... Your comments crack me up... You always know what to say... even if I don't always have the balls to do what I should...

N... #4

How do you know your Lesbians love you...

Good title right... it took me all of a second to think THAT one up, I just stole it from a post that I did on my mommy site... lol....

Ok... so how dooo you know... I will tell you...

You know that your Lesbians love you when...















They call you on the way to the "Adult Mart" to ask you if there is anything they can pick up for you while they are there... Yes... Adult Mart... as in Sex store... Yup, MSGF and her wife were on the way and sent me a text and then called to see if I "needed" anything while they were there...

They Love Me... LMAO