Just giving a heads up

On November 4th my favorite Author, Laurell K. Hamilton is releasing a new book. If I do not have a job by then (BTW lets all pray that I do have a job by then cause if I don't I may go crazy and start hurting people) I will be sitting in my apartment reading that the new book. Here is a little list of things to remember for that day...

DO NOT:

Call me

Come over

Send your kids over

Ask me to do you a favor for that day

Invite me to lunch

Invite me to dinner

Invite me to anywhere

Don't try to contact me unless you are dying and want to say goodbye, and in that case, make it quick, cause I need to get back to my book...

However... You can:

Make me lunch, slip in the house and leave it on the counter, but only as long as you are really quiet and don't disturb me.

Send me a text, I won't answer you back, but I will read the text after I am done with my book.

Take my kids after school and make sure their homework is done, cause if they walk into my house and I have not finished my book, I will ignore them, and while you are at it, you might want to feed them dinner, cause if I don't get that book done in time, they will be having peanutbutter sandwiches for dinner that night.

By all means, invite me to lunch for the day after and ask me how my book was, cause I will be finished with the entire thing by then and I will be very excited to talk about it!!

So, in concultion, I think that this is ampule warning, as in about 5-6 weeks, before my book is coming out, so nobody should have an excuse as to why they would EVER need to bother me on that day... I will update you as it gets closer to that day, just incase you forget...

Thank you for your time concerning this matter