Big Brother cracks me up

Big Brother is getting his BIG voice... So when I take a nap on the couch before work I have had to ask him to get one of the little ones to wake me up, because his voice startles me. If you are use to no men in the house and you are woken up by a "Man Voice" it scares the crap out of you... seriously.. I almost jumped off the couch and kick his butt the other day cause he scared me... poor guy, I think I scared him...

So today I was laying on the couch, taking my nap before work, and Big Brother decided to wake me up on his own.. he used a princess voice... LMAO... it was the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life! Poor guy... he was just trying to help, but you really can't lower that voice very much.. At least he woke me up on time :)

Thank you for getting me Triple A

I have had Triple A Plus for 6 years now... Cheez got it for me after I slid off the road during a storm and an asshole stopped to help me out of a ditch and tried to charge me a bunch of money so the cops wouldn't give me a ticket for failure to control... Anyhow... Here is why everybody should have Triple A if they are going on Vacation...

If you can afford to go on Vacation, then you can afford Triple A Plus... I believe that Triple A Plus costs less than $100 a year... With that you get up to 3 (or maybe it is 4) tows a year, that also means you can get them to come pick the lock on your car, bring you enough gas to get to the gas station, fix your flat tire... and those tows are for up to 100 miles away, that is great! You also get discounts on stuff... like 10% off on hotels, shoes, and various other things... So... keep this in mind... Because in my day to day life, things happen that make me thankful for my triple A :) Like Today for instance...

Today... I won't say where I was... BUT... I was talking to somebody that was on Vacation and they were away from the hotel that they were staying at and they lost the keys to their hotel room, their home and their CAR! I am guessing that there is a spare set of keys in the car because after paying $45 for a taxi to get back to their hotel they had to look up a locksmith and tomorrow they have to pay ANOTHER $45 to get back to their car to have a locksmith get them into the car... or maybe they think the locksmith can make them a new key? I don't know... but either way... If they had Triple A and there was a key in the car, they could have called them and it would have cost them nothing :)

Bless there hearts... I love my Triple A Plus and I think everybody should have one :)

Thanks Cheez :)

Little Brother...

I forgot to put this up when it happened..

I have not been sleeping real well lately... so a few days ago I get home and I am walking around doing a few things and I get up stairs and am getting ready for bed and Little Brother is sitting on my bed watching me and he is holding a book, I figured he wanted to read with me... so I finish getting ready for bed and asked him if he wanted to read... and he says that he was going to read to me so I could go to sleep better cause I wasn't sleeping so good lately :) So I laid down and he started reading to me about the Lorax... I don't know how long he read, but before he left he covered me up with more blankets than I covered myself up with... lol... He is so sweet sometimes :)

Free chocolate...

You should go to Realchocolate.com every Friday... they will send you a coupon for a free chocolate bar... Yes, every Friday... Or that is what I have been told... I missed it by about 5 hours... damn it... And actually i don't think it has to be a chocolate bar, I think it is also for MnMs, or anything by that company... I will find out next Friday and let you all know a bit more... cause this company kick ass so much that they are going to send me a reminder e-mail on Thursday to go to the site and sign up to get the coupon on Friday :) How nice of them is that??? I know, I know, it is just a gimmick to get me hooked so I will buy chocolate the rest of the week... but still!! I am willing to give this a try... and you should also... cause it is FREE CHOCOLATE!!!Ok... I am done pimping the free chocolate here...

Heather...

Hmm... She is having a mid life crisis... But she isn't even at Midlife yet.. So.. How will she be remembered.. I think I can help answer that a "little" bit... Cause a person can not answer that for themselves, you can't say how people will remember you, cause you are on the inside... only the people on the outside can answer that, and not just one person can answer it, cause everybody sees you differently... So, I can going to throw my opinion on here... not that she reads this... but that is ok... my blog is for my thoughts :) Here we go...

How DDH Will Be Remembered By Me and Mine:

Daddy Heather (Best Dad ever)
Went with us to Gramma Mouses house
Went with us to Cedar point
Let Blondy and little Brother stay the night (they liked that)
Taught Mom how to make good coffee
Remembers that Blondy is a boy (he likes that)
Gives Kati cool girl cloths (she likes that..lol)
Doesn't make fun of Big Brother (he likes that)
Forgets the right words when she talks and laughs when we make fun of her
Doesn't get the jokes sometimes (kind of like me...lol)
Can't ride a peddle bike, but does great on a motorcycle :)
Makes kickass roast (even if her husband doesn't like it)
Makes kickass potato soup
Makes the BEST pasta salad ever!!!
Will give somebody the shirt off her back (unless it has Jack and Sally on it, then she will give you the shirt off her husbands back)
Does not have a problem with blood (somebody she knows has a problem, but we won't mention his name... )
Rearranges obsessively
Has the best husband anybody could ever ask for (If I was straight I would clone him..LMAO)
Loves the Beatles... Band not bugs
Never forgets a birthday
Is easy to get a joke over on (Like the turkey machine)
LOVES to smell her Hubbys armpits :)
Gave birth to 3 beautiful children

There is actually more to her than all of this... but my brain is tired.. and I think you get the idea.. Yes, her JOB is to babysit little children... but that is not who she is... And for some odd reason, all those kids think the sun rises and sets out of her butt! At least I know that my son does :)

So... I hope DDH gets through this 1/3 life crisis soon :) maybe she just needs some ice cream and coffee and cheesecake ...

I think we should have a room named after us :)

Sister and I were in the ER this evening... She had to get 3 stitches in her ankle... She was at the park with her 3 brothers, they rode their bikes there, and she cut herself on a rock... They got the blood to stop with some paper towels from the bathroom before coming home... it was about a mile away from home... She walks in the house and says to me "Mom, I need a bandaid I cut my ankle" I looked and it was gaping open... Yeah... I knew she was going to need stitches... I just love the ER... They were quick, faster than I thought they would be... So I won't even be late for work :)

And I thought that we would be able to get through a summer with no stitches... oh well...

What totally surprised me was that sister rode her bike all the way home with that nastiness on her ankle... I thought she would have sent one of the boys to get me.. She is so tough :) Here are a couple pictures... First one is of the ankle while we were waiting for stitches and the second one is after the shower after she got stitches... ewww ewww ewww.... lol